Oh my. I just was holding a banana in one hand and in the other dialing the cordless phone to talk to my parents. Then as the phone was ringing, I put it down and held the banana to my head. Then I looked at the phone on the table and wondered why it was making a ringing sound when it should be fruit.

I thought it was just folksy talk, but now I see it's true. My brain has officially gone away for a while. And when I really need it, too!