Last night I did a review and trace of my finances (yes, trace, as I have multiple lesser accounts that I often forget exist) and I realized that I had forgotten about an IRA. Turns out it has made some money since last I checked it. I joked with my girlfriend today that it's a good thing I uncovered it because now, in my old age, I'll be able to pay for one more week of assisted living care. (My girlfriend: "Don't pull the plug yet, we found another IRA!")